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"Some part of our being knows this is where we came from. We long to return. And we can. Because the cosmos is also within us. We're made of star-stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself." - Carl Sagan

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

liamschesthair:

liamschesthair:

it’s never a bad time for anal

OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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c0ssette:

William-Adolphe Bouguereau,L’Aurore (detail) 1881.

c0ssette:

William-Adolphe Bouguereau,L’Aurore (detail) 1881.

thottweiler:

when he comes over your house in them nike shorts that show his dick print

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

laughcentre:

im really scared like what will historians study about the 21st century

‘oh yes.. the gangnam style’

lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Photos like this remind me of

lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Photos like this remind me of

god-is-prochoice:

recycledstarstuff:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

orthodoxdude24:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

orthodoxdude24:

god-is-prochoice:

16-year-old boys talking shit about the pro-choice movement like they have any fucking right to in the first place.

In other news, water is wet.

God isn’t pro murder so therefore He isn’t pro choice. You’re argument is that since I’m 16, I have no clue what I’m talking about. Thats ridiculous, the Church has always been against abortion. You can’t decide what to accept in Christian doctrine and what to reject. Thats not Christianity, thats heresy. 

"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open. (Hosea 13:16)"


"Now go and attack Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and do not spare them. But kill both man and woman, infant and nursing child, ox and sheep, camel and donkey. (1 Samuel 15:3)"


"Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us. He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks. (Psalms 137:8-9)"


What about the passage in the bible that offers a recipe for induced abortion, to be done by a priest?


What about how if a pregnant woman is hurt, the person must only pay a fine for hurting the WOMAN, not the foetus.
-Ash

You can’t just take a few biblical quotes out of context. Many things in Scripture aren’t meant to be taken literally but are rather symbolism and allegory.

The Church has always been against abortion and always will be. You cannot reject clear Church dogma and consider yourself a Christian.

Every person is created in the image of God and is therefore precious. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that abortion is murder. Even if you’re not a Christian, I hope that at least as a decent human being, you wouldn’t kill anyone.

Or how about another crazy idea; abstain from sex until marriage! The teaching of the Church is that you should remain celibate until marriage. If you don’t go whoring around, then you don’t even have to worry about abortion in the first place.

You cannot be a Christian and think its totally cool with God that you slut around because its hard to be celibate. Christianity is hard. If it was easy, everyone would do it. Its a way of life and a commitment to Christ and His Church, not a liberal buffet table.

A real Christian wouldn’t use the word “slut”.

Go to bed, child.

- Jane

ETA: All it said was “God”, not “Jehovah”. Maybe they didn’t mean your god. The egocentricity of Christians lol.

Yes they would. Christianity is all about slut shaming.

No, it’s not, you ignorant swine.

"If a man be found lying with a woman married to a husband, then they shall both of them die" - Deuteronomy 22:22
"Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.” - Galatians 5:19-21 
"Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry.” - Colossians 3:5 
"But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart." - Matthew 5:28 
"But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband." - 1 Corinthians 7:2 

Where in the bible does it talk about god being okay with people sleeping with whoever they want, whenever they want? I must have somehow missed those verses while I was bible study for the first 18 years of my life. 
Please cure my ignorance, oh wise one!

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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